Herb Converter

Developer: Max Meier/Alarmed Publishing
Category: Utilities/Lifestyle
Version: 1.0.1
Release Date: May 4, 2009
Size: 0.2 MB
Price: $0.99
Rating: Totally Helpful Bro

I'm back! I haven't done anything about the app idea I told you about back in the iPot review, but I did do some totally cool art of what the big burning fatty could look like, right on the bottom of my longboard, with sharpies and a paint pen. It looks really cool. I didn't move to the Bay Area yet either, but I did become a fan on Facebook of 17 different "dispensaries" out there in Cali. I also learned that here in Roslindale the KB was recently de-criminalized, and that under an o-z is totally copacetic with the cops. I guess if I voted I'd already know that. My bro Scratchy Steve-ee got pulled over on his bike for running a red light and all he got was a citation to show up and pay a fine. Whoa! That's so cool! He even framed the citation and hung it on his wall, plus he took a picture with his iPhone of himself and the cop smiling and flashing peace signs and emailed it to everyone!
 

So just to make sure I'm always carrying under an o-z on me, I scored Herb Converter on the App Store. It really saves me some difficult brain work (hehe- I said "Work"). Figuring out how to convert ounces to grams to elbows to pound-ays and such is way hard work, especially when I've just sampled the product and I'm feeling a little hazy. The app is a total breeze- you just tap From and To. Kind of hard to forget (hehe, I said "Kind").

The app kind of warns you that it's for the measurement of herbal remedies only, which is kind of weird because the home screen icon is a big 'ol green pot leaf. I myself can't seem to see a need for like a pound of Vulerian Root. Scratchy Steve-ee laughed at me for getting the app, because his brain is like programmed. He knows 3.5 is an 8th, 7's a 1/4, 28's and o-zer, 16's a pound-ay, and it goes like 45, 90, 325, 1200, 2400, 4800. If you have cash. If not he does a negotiation kind of a thing, (hehe- I said "Kind" again!) and some dudes have to like give him their skate or their bike even to hold for a while.

So this one works great for me, even though it was tough coughing up the $0.99. Everything I've got is going into that Move To The Bay Area fund I've got going. Everything that is except the $325.00 I'm about to skate over to Scratcy-Steve-ee's with and hook up the on-zay with. And I'll probably use his RAHR and sample like a bunch, and then use Herb Converter to make sure that I'm down to 27 grams in case anything harsh goes down on the way back home. But it won't 'cuz I'm sending off way good vibes today.